Sardar ke sath Ji kya tera baap lagayega

Ek baar ek Punjab
Roadways ki bus ja rahi
thi
Conductor: Kahan jaana
hai?
Pakistani: Amritsar jana
hai…
Saath me baithe Sardar
(Mr. Santa) ne Pakistani
ko jor se thappad maara
aur bola
“Tu Shri Amritsar Sahib
nahin bol sakta kya??”
Conductor (Dusre
Pakistani se): Tumhein
kaha jaana hai?
Pakistani Darr kar bola:
“Shri Chandigarh Sahib
Jana hai..”
Sath baitha Sardar ise bhi
thappad maarkar bola:
“Kya waha tere baaap ki
Shahidi hui thi jo Sahib
laga raha hai..!”
Conductor (3rd Pakistani
se): Tumhe kaha jana hai?
Pakistani: “Yeh lo paise
aur puchh sardar se lo…”
Sardar (thappad maark
kar) bola:
“Sardar ke sath Ji kya
tera baap lagayega…??!!”