Rajnikanth One Liners

  • Rajnikanth does not need a watch, he decides what time it is
  • When Rajnikanth calls 100, it is to ask if everything is OK !
  • When Rajnikanth is playing cricket, the rain has to cancel its raining due to the match
  • There is no CTL key in Rajnikanth’s keyboard, He is always in Control
  • When Osama found that Rajnikanth is to help US to find him, he shot himself to death
  • If Dracula bites Rajnikanth, then Dracula becomes Rajni’s follower
  • Ghosts sit around campfire and tell Rajnikanth stories
  • Rajnikanth already went to Moon and Mars, that’s why there are no signs of life
  • Once a Police officer caught Rajnikanth, the cop was lucky enough to escape with a warning
  • Rajnikanth can make onions cry!
  • Rajnikanth can watch the Radio !