Onion Prices!

Is mehengai ke jamane mein yeh joke nahi Sachaai lagti hai…

Jeeto: Aaj to 5 rupey ke 3 pyaj mil gaye!

Santa (Excited): Arre wah… kahan se aur kaise??

Jeeto: 5 rupey ka ek usne diya, ek mai utha ke bhag gayi, aur ek usne mujhe fek ke mara….