Kitna pyaar karte ho mujhse??

Wife: Kitna pyaar karte ho mujhse?

Husband: Shahjaha ne Mumtaj ko kiya tha usse bhi jyaada!!

Wife: Mere marne ke baad TajMahal banwaoge??

Husband: Pagli, Maine to Plot bhi khareed liya, Der to tu kar rahi hai