Some Unknown facts about Sir Ravindra Jadeja

1. Once Jadeja played in a Gully cricket tournament. Today it is known as Border Gavaskar Trophy.

2. Jadeja statued two old men when he was young. Today they are called umpires.

3. Jadeja does not hit the ball. The ball comes to Jadeja, gets terrified, and runs away to the boundary.

4. The Kotla pitch was not a cracked one. But when Jadeja started bowling, the sheer power of his balls cracked up the pitch and inturn, helped the other spinners.

5. The reason why Kochi Tuskers Kerala team got destroyed was that the owners failed to call him “Sir” Jadeja.

6. From now on, any tournament in which Jadeja plays will be called Ashes because he burns away his opponents with his ferocity.

7. Also, the rays coming from Jadeja’s eyes can literally burn away the batsmen. That is why he always wears a sun-glasses while bowling.

8. Jadeja is the reason Sachin is not retiring. Sachin considers himself to be so lucky to play with Sir himself that despite his career heading towards twilight, he just goes on playing.

9. All the stars present in the sky are actually the balls which Jadeja hit out of the orbit.

10. The reason why most of the batsman who face Jadeja get bowled even without attempting the shot is that even the gaze of Jadeja’s eyes terrifies the batsman beyond their imaginations and all they can do is stand still,terrified out of their wits.

16 Ravindra Jadeja Facts you did not know

1. Ravindra Jadeja cracked the joke that made Mona Lisa smile. She otherwise was in a real foul mood;

2. Ravindra Jadeja doesn’t smile, he’s way above these emotions. He just checks in our eyes if his teeth are clean and bright;

3. Ravindra Jadeja walking on earth is an optical illusion. He actually handwalks on sky;

4. Ravindra Jadeja once got into a heated argument with a mute and used three blind beggars as eyewitnesses when the brawl reached court;

5. Ravindra Jadeja once scared a snake so much that it instantly developed legs and simply ran away;

6. Ravindra Jadeja once bowled an eight-ball over with eight different balls, which are still spinning. We call them planets;

7. Ravindra Jadeja wears his shades on his head to send the message to the aliens that he’s constantly monitoring their movement;

8. Ravindra Jadeja is younger than his younger brother;

9. Ravindra Jadeja chews drinking water into atoms before swallowing them;

10. Ravindra Jadeja can wear his shoes first and socks later;

11. Ravindra Jadeja’s hairs cut themselves;

12. Neil Armstrong was hesitant about stepping on Moon. Ravindra Jadeja pushed him from behind;

13. Ravindra Jadeja doesn’t take a fishing rod to fishing. He just scatters his visiting cards on water and fishes reach his home;

14. Ravindra Jadeja has sung a playback song in a silent movie;

15. Ravindra Jadeja goes to a shop to sell things;

16. Ravindra Jadeja went to school so that others could study Him.

Sir Jadeja Special Joke

One Day God was sitting and he had 2 seats to his left and right which he said he will give to the most Promising Indian Cricketer –
Sachin Came and said – God
I have 100 100′s I’m the highest scorer in both formats..
God Said – okay sit on my Right..
Dhoni Came and Said – God I’m one of the best finishers I captained India to the World Cup Win..God Said – okay sit to my Left..

Yuvraj Came and Said – God I am an aggressive Batsmen and a good bowler. I won man of the Series in World Cup. I have battled Cancer also…

God Said – Great Son sit to my right..
Sehwag came and said – I am the most Aggressive opener and I have 2 Test Triple Hundreds and the highest score in ODI to my name..
God said – Wow.. Sit on the chair on the left..
Then Came Jadeja- God – Say what you want son but all seats are full.. So I can’t
help you…
Jadeja – I just came to say that You are sitting on my seat..