abhinetri ki shakal dikhlayi dene lagi !!

Mere pass mein bapu aayo tere rishte

ke barein mein koi aayo hai,

byah mein 1 lakh rupiya lagavnga par unki

chori thdi moti si hai,

dhik jave to haa bhar dije!!

Mein bolyo :jab 1 lakh se hi byah karno hai

to ladki ne ke dekhno hai,

to mein haa bhar di par jab mein ladki wala ke ,

darwaja pahucho to ladki ne dekh ke ,

aiya laga jaiya koi tarka aa gayi ho ,

par ya soch ke ki ya tarka 1 lakh nagad lavegi ,

meine usme film abhinetri ki shakal dikhlayi dene lagi !!

kutub minar ke barein mein jante ho?

roj savera ek aadmi bachho se puchta tha:
baccho kutub minar ke barein mein jante ho?

bacche bole :nahi jante to woh bola ki ghar mein hi pade rehte to kya jano bahar ghooma karo to pata lagega!!

phir usne agle din puccha :taj mahel ke barein mein jante ho ?baccho ne kaha nahi .to usne kaha ghar mein hi pade rehte ho bahar nikloge to pata lagega!!

teen char din ho gaye is tarah to ek din baccho ne usse puch liya :ki aap ram lal ko jante ho? to usne kaha nahi janta.

to baccho ne kaha kabhi ghar mein bhi reh liya karo!!