Marwari Bhagwan se – Bhagwan tu marko 100 rupyo dego to 50 thanne chadhaunga.
Thodi dur pachhe 50 rupya milya.
Marwari- mhare pe, itho bhi bharoso koni tho pahele hi 50 Rupya kaat liya….
1 JUDGE,,1 MBA,,,1marwadi Kashti Me Ja Rahe The
JIN Aya aur Bola: Samandar me Koi Chez feko , Agr,MAine Dhond Li To Mai Tumhe Mar Donga
na dhond paya to me Tumhara Ghulam
JUDGE ne Pen Fenki
JIN ne Dhund Li aur Use Mar Dya
M.B.A. ne Memory Card Phenka
JIN ne Dhund Liya aur Use B Mar Dya
Marwadi ne Disprin tablet Fenki…
Wo Pani Me gayab ha gai
Marwadi : Chal Beta, dukan pe Bahut Kam hai..
MORAL: MARWADI SE PANGA MAT LENA.
Einstein & a Marwadi sitting next to each other on a long flight..
Einstein says,”ok we play a game..in that I will ask you a question, and you not know the answer,you pay me only $5 and if I do not know the answer,I will pay you $500..”
Einstein asks the first question: What’s the distance from the Earth to the Moon..?
Marwadi doesn’t say a word,reaches his pocket,pulls out a $5..
Now,it’s the Marwadi ‘s turn..
He asks Einstein: What goes up a hill with 3 legs and comes down on 4 legs..?
Einstein searches the net and asks all his smart friends.. After an hour he gives Marwadi $500..
Einstein going nuts and asks: what goes up a hill with three legs and comes down with four..?
Marwadi reaches his pocket and gives Einstein $5..