Gujju rocked! Marwadi shocked!

ek gujrati aur ek marwadi ne samundar ke kinare ek Board dekha jispe likha tha :

” DOOBTE KO BACHANE WALE byakti KO 500 ka INAAM milega”

Marwadi gujrat se :Me jump lagata hu tum mujhe bacha lena ok , is tarah jo 500 ka inaam milenga hum fifty fifty kar lenge

itna bol kar Marwadi ne jump laga di.

Gujrati : khamoshi se dekhta raha.

Marwadi ne chilla ke kaha : Tairna nahi aata hai Mujhe . tum mujhe bachate kyu nahi ?

Gujrati : Tum ne board pe niche nahi padha .Niche likha tha :

” LAASH NIKAALNE WALE byakti KO 5000 KA INAAM milega ”

Gujjarati rocked ! Marwadi shocked !

Marwari and yogi

Yogi ne Ashirwad diya, ” Jao Bachcha tumhe Swarg Milega! Kuch Dakshina dete Jao” . Marwadi ne Kaha, ” Jao Ye Mumbai Tumhe mai dakshina me Deta Hu” . Yogi ne Kaha ” ye Mumbai kya tere Baap Ki Hai?” . marwadi ne kaha” To kya Swarg apke baap ka hai?” Paglowali baat karta hai. Hum Duniya walo ko Topi lagate hai, aur tu marwadi ko ????”