A Pakistani boy who took American school admission.

A Pakistani boy who took admission in American school.

Teacher: what is your name?

Boy: Ahmed.

Teacher: now you’re in the us, so today is your name John.

The boy came home.

Mother: how was the first day Ahmed?

Boy: I am now calling me John was further from the American.

Mum and Dad can hear it they hope to his fiercely.

Body bruises the next day she came to school.

Teacher: what happened to John?

Boy: my American being 4 hours after having attacked me 2 Pakistanis.

Santa ki Class

Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha
1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho
Tum??
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Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho?
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Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun.
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Santa :- Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.
Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop or LCD Ka Zamana Hai

Kapil Sharma with Salman Khan

Salman: Main Revital lagbhag 15 saal se kha raha hoon
Kapil Sharma : SHAADI HO NAHI RAHI.
KATRINA KO RANBEER LE GAYA,
AISHWARYA KO ABHISHEK LE GAYA..
REVITAL KHA KAR KYA MILA?
BABAJI KA THULLU 😛 😛