Santa ki Class

Santa Class Me Hans Raha Tha
1 Ladki Boli STaNd UP Kaun Ho
Tum??
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Santa :- Tum Kaun Ho?
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Ladki :- Mai MONITOR Hun.
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Santa :- Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.Ha.
Tere Din Gaye Pagali Ab Laptop or LCD Ka Zamana Hai

Kapil Sharma with Salman Khan

Salman: Main Revital lagbhag 15 saal se kha raha hoon
Kapil Sharma : SHAADI HO NAHI RAHI.
KATRINA KO RANBEER LE GAYA,
AISHWARYA KO ABHISHEK LE GAYA..
REVITAL KHA KAR KYA MILA?
BABAJI KA THULLU 😛 😛

Old Lady to Doctor

Lady to Doctor: Mujhe Gas ki problem hai par achi baat ye hai ki meri gas me na BadBu aati hai na Awaaz
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Aap k clinic me bhi main 20 baar gas chhod chuki hu par kisi ko pata hi nahi chla..
Doctor to Lady : “Ye Dawaiyan le lijiye aur 1 week baad aaiye”.

(1 week baad)

Lady to Doctor :”Aap ne mujhe ye kya dawaiyan de di??
Meri gas me ab bhi awaz nahi aa rahi par bahut Zeherili badbu aa rahi
hai”
Doctor:”Good..! ­ Aapki Naak theek ho gayi hai
Ab hum aap k KAAN ka ilaaj karenge…