Mayavati And Laloo

laloo ne Train me apna trunk rakh diya upar samaan wali jagah par. Neeche baithi thi Mayavati .

Mayawati boli: Lalooji, apna samman kahi or rakho, mere sir pe gir jayega.

Funny Lalu: Kono baat nahi behan ji, isme tutne vali koi cheez nahi hai.

Laloo Prasad Yadav sent his Bio Data

Lalu yadav apply for the microsoft company.

kuch dino baad jabab aata hai:

Dear Mr. Laloo Yadav,

You do not meet our requirements.
Please donot send any further correspondence.
No phone call shall be entertained.

Thanks
Bill Gates

Laloo Prasad bahut khush hua jabab dekh kar.

He arranged a press conference:

 

“Bhaiyo aur unki Behno, aap ko jaan kar khushi hogi ki hum ko Amreeca mein naukri mil gayee hai.”

Everyone was delighted. Laloo Prasad continued: “Ab hum aap sab ko apnaa Appointment Letter padkar sunaunga? Par letter angreeze main hai – Is liye saath-saath Hindi main translate bhi karoonga.

Dear Mr. Laloo Prasad >> Pyare Laloo Prasad bhaiyya

You do not meet >> Aap to miltay hee naheen ho

our requirement >> Humko to zaroorat hai

Please donot send any further correspondence >> Ab Letter vetter bhejne ka kono zaroorat nahee.

No phone call >> Phoonwa ka bhee zaroorat nahee hai

shall be entertained >> Bahut khaatir kee jayegi.

Thanks >> Aapkaa bahut bahut dhanyavad.

Bill Gates. >> Tohar Bilva