Agar mobile INDIA me bante to !!!

Agar mobile INDIA me bante to usme message templates kuch aise hote :
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1.Kamine call kar.
2.Cigarette lete hue aana
3.teri bhabi k sath hu.
4.Yaar kisi ladki ka no. to de.
5.kaha hai saale?
6.kal college ya bunk…?
7.Dimag mat khaa.
8.Yaar teri bhabi naraz ho gai, 2-3 senti msg to bhej.
9.Abhi cal mat karo jaanu, papa jaag rhe h
10.Baad me baat karti hu mummy samne h
11.ghumne chal rhi ho??.
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N THE MOST IMPORTANT…
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12.balance nhi h, call kar   🙂  🙂