A Murga as a Gift

One day Robert present a MURGA as a gift to Ajit. Ajit was in a great mood .

Ajit : Robert! Iss ke saamne daru ka glass rakho.
Robert : (Shocked) Lekin kyon boss?

Ajit : Jab iss ke same daru ka glass rakha jaye ga taab usse hume kahenge “PEA-COCK”.

Climax scene

Movie Director, “Now you have to jump from the 10th floor.”

Nervous Actor, “But suppose I got injured or killed?”

Director, “Thats the idea, coz its the last scene of the movie.”

America mein WAAR

Robert: America mein WAAR ho gaya boss!!!
Ajit: U.S mein kyaa rakhaa hai Bloody Fool!!! India mein roz “WAAR” hota hai.

Bolo kaise???

Robert: Nahin maaloom Boss!!!
Ajit: Arre ulloo!!! SOMWAAR, MANGALWAAR, BUDHWAAR…